Non-Jews are for practice
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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