A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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