She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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