she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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