physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
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