At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize
