My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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