if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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