1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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