No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
i think my cat just said my name.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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