: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
there is puke in my bra ... again
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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