Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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