Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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