I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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