I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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