Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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