I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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