ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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