shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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