Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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