Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
wow bdsm is so cute
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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