I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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