she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Randomize
