Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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