We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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