your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
nut hugger
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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