i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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