Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
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