we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
id be glad to
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
please don't ironically join a cult
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