if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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