anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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