I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
She announced her abortion via fbk
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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