Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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