the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
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