Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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