I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
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