I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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