You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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