he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Randomize
