I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I just gift wrapped bread.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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