Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize