careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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