she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
All the doctor said was why
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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