Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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