I think my fart just growled at me.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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