In the future we'll all be gay
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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