where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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