As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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