Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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