Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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