The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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